“I want to decompose in a bog” well you clearly don’t know the first thing about bogs. Clout chaser
Huge fan of the phrase “get pickled, idiot”
this line delivery is so underrated yet lives rent free in my head
Pink 2000s tech

This is the first use of my art degree

AU: President Obama falls for part white house intern part rockstar Harry Styles. Obama surprises Harry in the audience of one of his shows and the affair blossoms from there.
Please get this off my dashboard right now immediately
this is the best post on this website
being in the pool while it’s raining should be considered an emotion
that emotion is called Being A Frog
babygirl i have pdfs that even i don’t know about
i hate this stupid fucking video my girlfriend keeps playing it when we’re sharing comfortable moments of silence and it’s ruined by this stupid fucking orange slut getting water boarded by toothpaste
world’s most scared girl spotted getting an iced beverage


















